Retirement Cards

Funny wholesale Retirement cards with our unique brand of humor. Designs are sold in packs of 6 cards/env (for a full dozen, add 2 units to the cart).

  • RT008 Patience funny greeting card

    RT008

    INSIDE: Being useless takes practice!  Happy Retirement!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • RT007 Snafu Retirement Card

    RT007

    INSIDE:  ...you can't lose your job because some jerk posted an embarrassing photo of you on social media. Congrats!
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design
    Retail: $3.50 Cost: $10.50
  • RT008 Snafu Retirement Card

    RT006

    INSIDE:  WHEEL OF FORTUNE! Happy Retirement
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • RT004 Snafu Retirement Card

    RT004

    INSIDE:  Happy Retirement!  Time for some new adventures
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • RT003 Snafu Retirement Card

    RT003

    INSIDE:  Congratulations... now you're down to only one boss! Happy Retirement!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • RT005 Snafu Retirement Card

    RT005

    INSIDE:  Time to relax and go with the floe. Happy Retirement!
    Retail Price: $3.50
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $10.50