Funny Wholesale Birthday Cards
Funny wholesale birthday cards will fill your store with laughter! Designs are sold in packs of 6 cards/env (for a full dozen, add 2 units to the cart).
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BD263
INSIDE: I’m glad you’ve been renewed for another year!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD258
INSIDE: At your age you’ll never be ripped. Torn maybe...not ripped. Happy Birthday!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD257
INSIDE: If you could lick your butt, you’d be a dog.Retail Price: $3.50
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $10.50
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BD253
INSIDE: And forget the Present, because I didn’t get you one. Happy Birthday!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD254
INSIDE: Unless you want to find your keys, remember why you walked in the other room, or twerk at your birthday party.Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD183
INSIDE: Now if you could only remember where you put it. Happy Birthday!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD246
INSIDE: ...the one and only you! Happy BirthdayRetail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD262
INSIDE: Please, do not attempt to blow out the candle.Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD202
INSIDE: May your birthday be as happy as a dog riding shotgun!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD236
INSIDE: Can kiss my fat ass. Happy Birthday!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD218
INSIDE: Happy Birthday!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD247
INSIDE: I hope yours is all it’s quacked up to be.Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD211
INSIDE: I'm fine drinking from the bottle if you are. Happy Birthday!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD214
INSIDE: Smashing your finger in a car door is nice too. Cracking your tooth is fun. And you can't beat twisting your ankle for a good time. Have a swell birthday!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD210
INSIDE: ... when you wake up and find a balloon tied to your wiener. Happy Birthday!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD238
INSIDE: It used to be fun when you’d wake up stiff. Happy Birthday!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD233
INSIDE: You suck at looking older. Happy Birthday!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD228
INSIDE: You know you’re getting older when your stalker has a walker. Happy Birthday!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD261
INSIDE: You deserve more than a half-assed card. Enjoy!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD197
INSIDE: Of course, he licks his own butt and drinks from the toilet, so the bar is set kinda low... Happy Birthday!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD242
INSIDE: If you’re tempted to stop and smell the roses, I urge you to reconsider. Happy Birthday!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD219
INSIDE: Oh, I’m sorry. That was the dog. The cat doesn’t give a damn.Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD190
INSIDE: But be sure to take a snack and maybe some water, because that’s one long-ass lane. Happy Birthday!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD196
INSIDE: You're ahead! Happy BirthdayRetail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD200
INSIDE: Or... just drink and talk trash about people with me. Happy Birthday!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD139
INSIDE: Live in the present! And have a Happy Birthday!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD142
INSIDE: ...whole foods are good for you. Happy Birthday!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD087
INSIDE: My horse tried to tell me how old you are.Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD259
INSIDE: You don’t have that “old person smell” yet. Happy Birthday!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD097
INSIDE: Like growing a mustache! Happy Birthday!Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD161
INSIDE: ...and whatever else is on TV.Retail Price: $3.99
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
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BD256
INSIDE: And have the courage to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!Retail Price: $3.50
1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $10.50