Funny Wholesale Birthday Cards

Funny wholesale birthday cards will fill your store with laughter! Designs are sold in packs of 6 cards/env (for a full dozen, add 2 units to the cart).

  • BD263

    BD263

    INSIDE:  I’m glad you’ve been renewed for another year!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • BD258 Ripped

    BD258

    INSIDE:  At your age you’ll never be ripped. Torn maybe...not ripped. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • BD257 Loyal Friend

    BD257

    INSIDE:  If you could lick your butt, you’d be a dog.
    Retail Price: $3.50
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $10.50
  • BD253 Forget the Past funny birthday card from Snafu

    BD253

    INSIDE:  And forget the Present, because I didn’t get you one. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • BD254 shows woman sitting on beach, classic Snafu humor

    BD254

    INSIDE:  Unless you want to find your keys, remember why you walked in the other room, or twerk at your birthday party.
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • Snafu Birthday Card BD183

    BD183

    INSIDE:  Now if you could only remember where you put it. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • BD246 Celebrate You

    BD246

    INSIDE: ...the one and only you!  Happy Birthday
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • BD262

    BD262

    INSIDE:  Please, do not attempt to blow out the candle.
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • Snafu Birthday Card BD202

    BD202

    INSIDE:  May your birthday be as happy as a dog riding shotgun!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • BD236 birthday card for women

    BD236

    INSIDE:  Can kiss my fat ass. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • Snafu Birthday Card BD218

    BD218

    INSIDE:  Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • BD247 quacked up

    BD247

    INSIDE:   I hope yours is all it’s quacked up to be.
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • Snafu Birthday Card BD211

    BD211

    INSIDE:  I'm fine drinking from the bottle if you are. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • Snafu Birthday Card BD214

    BD214

    INSIDE:  Smashing your finger in a car door is nice too. Cracking your tooth is fun. And you can't beat twisting your ankle for a good time. Have a swell birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • Snafu Birthday Card BD210

    BD210

    INSIDE:  ... when you wake up and find a balloon tied to your wiener. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • BD238 from Snafu Designs

    BD238

    INSIDE:  It used to be fun when you’d wake up stiff. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • Snafu Birthday Card BD233

    BD233

    INSIDE:  You suck at looking older. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • BD228 funny wholesale greeting card. This birthday card for women getting older has a sarcastic message

    BD228

    INSIDE:  You know you’re getting older when your stalker has a walker. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • BD261

    BD261

    INSIDE:  You deserve more than a half-assed card. Enjoy!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • Snafu Birthday Card BD197

    BD197

    INSIDE:  Of course, he licks his own butt and drinks from the toilet, so the bar is set kinda low... Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • BD242 Snafu Birthday Card

    BD242

    INSIDE:  If you’re tempted to stop and smell the roses, I urge you to reconsider. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • Snafu Birthday Card BD219 funny wholesale greeting card. This sarcastic birthday card for men or women has a special appeal for animal lovers

    BD219

    INSIDE:  Oh, I’m sorry. That was the dog. The cat doesn’t give a damn.
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • Snafu Birthday Card BD190

    BD190

    INSIDE:  But be sure to take a snack and maybe some water, because that’s one long-ass lane. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • Snafu Birthday Card BD196

    BD196

    INSIDE:  You're ahead! Happy Birthday
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • Snafu Birthday Card BD200

    BD200

    INSIDE:  Or... just drink and talk trash about people with me. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97

  • BD139

    INSIDE:  Live in the present! And have a Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97

  • BD142

    INSIDE:  ...whole foods are good for you. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97

  • BD087

    INSIDE:  My horse tried to tell me how old you are.
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • BD259 Good News

    BD259

    INSIDE: You don’t have that “old person smell” yet.  Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97

  • BD097

    INSIDE:  Like growing a mustache! Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97

  • BD161

    INSIDE:  ...and whatever else is on TV.
    Retail Price: $3.99
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $11.97
  • BD256 Birthday Lie

    BD256

    INSIDE:  And have the courage to lie about your age. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.50
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $10.50