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BD238
INSIDE: It used to be fun when you’d wake up stiff. Happy Birthday!
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BD219
INSIDE: Oh, I’m sorry. That was the dog. The cat doesn’t give a damn.
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BD233
INSIDE: You suck at looking older. Happy Birthday!
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BD234
INSIDE: Yeah, me neither. Have a silent but deadly Birthday.
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BD229
INSIDE: I didn’t know what the hell they were talking about. So I got you this card. Happy Birthday
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BD232
INSIDE: (I farted next to the cake)
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BD235
INSIDE: ...is DAB-best!
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BD230
INSIDE: Actually, I have no idea what you did last year.
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BD226
INSIDE: And by “friends, food and fun” I mean “me, cake and wine.”
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BD227
INSIDE: You clean up nicely! Happy Birthday
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BD198
INSIDE: ..."Girls night out" didn't mean walking around the house without a bra? Happy Birthday!
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BD220
INSIDE: You're Howled?
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BD231
INSIDE: Walk this way and everything returns to where it once belonged.
Happy Birthday!
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BD214
INSIDE: Smashing your finger in a car door is nice too. Cracking your tooth is fun. And you can't beat twisting your ankle for a good time. Have a swell birthday!
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BD225
INSIDE: I can’t tell you what I’m giving you, but the ribbon around it is killing me!
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BD196
INSIDE: You're ahead! Happy Birthday
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BD217
INSIDE: When you’re done celebrating, please come visit me in the mental ward.
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BD221
INSIDE: …but I don't think they meant farts. Happy Birthday!
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BD142
INSIDE: ...whole foods are good for you. Happy Birthday!
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BD213
INSIDE: Have your cake and eat them too. Happy Birthday!
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BD174
INSIDE: ...off a cliff. Happy Birthday!
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BD190
INSIDE: But be sure to take a snack and maybe some water, because that’s one long-ass lane. Happy Birthday!
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BD210
INSIDE: ... when you wake up and find a balloon tied to your wiener. Happy Birthday!
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BD223
INSIDE: Wow! You’re really getting up there. Happy Birthday!
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BD222
INSIDE: Hope you have a great flocking day!
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BD207
INSIDE: Thought you’d enjoy a picture of someone going downhill a lot faster than you. Happy Birthday!
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BD209
INSIDE: ... the better the bath toys. Happy Birthday!
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BD197
INSIDE: Of course, he licks his own butt and drinks from the toilet, so the bar is set kinda low... Happy Birthday!
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BD200
INSIDE: Or... just drink and talk trash about people with me. Happy Birthday!
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BD199
INSIDE: "Except that one you keep having where you’re walking around naked at your old high school. Happy Birthday!
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BD208
INSIDE: "First grey hair? Happy Birthday"
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BD203
INSIDE: Which gives you an excuse to buy more shoes. Happy Birthday!
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