Funny Wholesale Birthday Cards

  • BD144

    INSIDE:  You’re never too old to chase after your dreams! Happy Birthday
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD185

    INSIDE:  ...Yep. You’re old. Happy Birthday!
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $8.85
  • BD164

    INSIDE:  Now go ahead and show that cake who's boss! Happy Birthday!
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $8.85
  • BD033

    INSIDE:  ...but I’m so much better at pies. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD109

    INSIDE:  ...unless of course, you’re a man. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD140

    INSIDE:  And you thought shrinking with age meant your height! Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD156

    INSIDE:  Especially the swearing part.
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD189

    INSIDE:  But not slutty easy, just relaxed.
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $8.85
  • BD131

    INSIDE:  ...you don’t have to worry about dying young! Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD132

    INSIDE:  And you could pass for a much younger man. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD119

    INSIDE:  We still don’t know what we want to be when we grow up. Happy Birthday Anyway!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD175

    INSIDE:  If anybody asks, we're bobbing for apples. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD121

    INSIDE:  ...think of them as mature dimples! And have a Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD167

    INSIDE:  Happy Birthday from one old fart to another!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD042

    INSIDE:  You do everything with so much style!
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $8.85
  • BD103

    INSIDE:  Start hanging around old fat people. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • Snafu Birthday Card BD192

    BD192

    INSIDE:  BIRTHDAY SPANKINGS!
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $8.85
  • BD094

    INSIDE:  Oh well, how often do you really need to bend over and touch your toes? Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • Snafu Birthday Card BD170. Shows funny guy doing a bad dance.

    BD170

    INSIDE:  Everyone. Happy Birthday anyway!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD182

    INSIDE:  Just wanted to flip you the bird for your birthday. Hope it's ducky!
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $8.25