Funny Wholesale Birthday Cards

  • BD161

    INSIDE:  ...and whatever else is on TV.
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD154

    INSIDE:  ...you must not have the faintest clue as to what’s happening to you!
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  • Snafu Birthday Card BD191

    BD191

    INSIDE:  At your age, you should really leave it all tucked in. Happy Birthday!
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $8.85
  • BD126

    INSIDE:  The remote now flushes the toilet. Happy Birthday!
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    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD149

    INSIDE:  ...it goes straight to your butt! Happy Birthday
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • Snafu Birthday Card BD204

    BD204

    INSIDE:  Hats off to you on your birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD181

    INSIDE:  You know a lot of people in their hundreds? Happy Birthday!
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    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD087

    INSIDE:  My horse tried to tell me how old you are.
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD176

    INSIDE:  They're referring to your teeth. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD097

    INSIDE:  Like growing a mustache! Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD127

    INSIDE:  …you need a sports bra to brush your teeth. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD137

    INSIDE:  …another old broad, too hot to handle! Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • Funny Birthday Card from Snafu BD116

    BD116

    INSIDE:  WOW!! You’re still the man! Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD101

    INSIDE:  ...but you’re not too old to get up during the night and finish the cake. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD105

    INSIDE:  ...We tend to enjoy life’s simple pleasures more. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD160

    INSIDE:  But who makes a chocolate vibrator? Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD071

    INSIDE:  Just ripe! Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD112

    INSIDE:  ...like trying on our old jeans! Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD168

    INSIDE:  Embrace your inner puppy!
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    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • Snafu Birthday Card BD169

    BD169

    INSIDE:  But those old people over there are younger than us! Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD106

    INSIDE:  I’m sure you can find a date somewhere else. Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • Snafu Birthday Card BD171

    BD171

    INSIDE:  Now if only sagging boobs could make a comeback. Happy Birthday!
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  • BD061

    INSIDE:  At least the old putter still works. Happy Birthday!
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  • BD177

    INSIDE:  ...until this looks good. Happy Birthday!
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    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • Snafu Birthday Card BD130

    BD130

    INSIDE:  Happy Birthday to a perfect guy!
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    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD144

    INSIDE:  You’re never too old to chase after your dreams! Happy Birthday
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  • BD185

    INSIDE:  ...Yep. You’re old. Happy Birthday!
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $8.85
  • BD164

    INSIDE:  Now go ahead and show that cake who's boss! Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD033

    INSIDE:  ...but I’m so much better at pies. Happy Birthday!
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  • BD109

    INSIDE:  ...unless of course, you’re a man. Happy Birthday!
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    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD140

    INSIDE:  And you thought shrinking with age meant your height! Happy Birthday!
    Retail Price: $3.25
    1 UNIT = 6 cards of this design Cost: $9.75
  • BD156

    INSIDE:  Especially the swearing part.
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